I am a
carnivore. I love animals, they are
tasty. In particular, I prefer chicken,
turkey, and cow. I am not a big pig fan
but will eat the occasional hotdog at the ballpark, if necessary. I don’t, however, wish to see animals hurt or
tortured (disclaimer so you’ll read the rest of the article). However, in order to eat, something must die
whether it is vegetable or animal. Thankfully,
it’s not me!
What
might carnivorous activities have to do with recovery you ask? Well, let’s see if I can make that connection
in the next three paragraphs! As
mentioned previously, I have an affinity for chicken. There is nothing like a chicken sandwich from
a famous fast food retailer (ahem…Chik-Fil-A) with some fries and an ice cold
drink! But on a deeper level, our little
feathered friends can be helpful to our recovery.
Whenever
someone is teased about lacking intestinal fortitude (i.e. guts) to do
something, they are often labeled a “chicken”.
You know, it’s the whole ‘Chicken-Little-the-sky-is-falling,-I-am-a-wuss’
scenario. Furthermore, some folks go as
far as including sound effects such as, and forgive the rough translation,
“bwock, bwock, bwock!” It is even more
effective if said sounds are accompanied by a wing flipping action (hands
tucked with thumbs attached under the armpit and flipping wildly back and
forth…kids get permission from your parents before trying such a dangerous
behavior) much like the bird that is
being imitated! These sounds are immediately
understood by the accused. They indicate
weakness and ‘wussi-hood’ (a term I made up for this article that one does not
want applied to oneself to be sure as it indicates complete, pathetic weakness)!
Much
like the proverbial “bwock-ing” accompanying fear of the unknown, the A.A. Big
Book teaches that most addicts, before they enter recovery “balk”, that is,
reject, refute, or argue with the suggested 12 Step approach to long-term
sobriety. It says, “At some of these we
balked. We thought we could find an
easier, softer way. But we could not”
(Big Book, p. 58). This “balk” is much
like that “bwock” not only in sound but in meaning. Just as someone might “bwock” with fear at
the thought of skydiving, so to; many addicts “balk” in fear at the effort it
takes to get clean. “Balk-ing” is really
just excuse-making. It is a way to get
out of owning your responsibilities and being held accountable to your actions. In a word, it’s chicken.
You
might be thinking, “Yeah that’s funny and all but you try kicking an
addiction.” You’re right. It is funny!
And you’re right that kicking an addiction is no joke. But here’s the catch, it’s not you that is
chicken, rather, it is the addict within you who is afraid. It balks like a true Chicken Little because
it is scared of how good the 12 Steps are and how effective they have been in
the lives of sober addicts all over the world.
So the next time you don’t feel like doing something your sponsor
suggested, or going to a meeting, or anything else recovery-related, just
remember to kick your inner chicken.
Tell him that he’s done for and you’re not going to be a victim to his
poultry pandering any longer. Because
after all, chicken is white meat and white is the color of surrender. Time for ‘Chicken Little’ to quit while he’s
behind!
While this article is a bit tongue in cheek, we at The Coleman Institute take alcohol and drug abuse very seriously. If you or someone you love needs detox services from alcohol, opiates, benzos, methadone or suboxone, please call Jennifer at 1.877.77.DETOX (33869). Let us help you get clean and stay clean!






